Modus operandi of the ATM thieves...

There have been plenty thefts at / near the ATM machines. The thieves smartly "fool" their victims into handing over their ATM card and PIN number to them...

HOW this happens, you might wonder...

I have finally found the modus operandi used by many of these ATM thieves... Check it out. It will blow your mind too...

	Step 1: An individual who apparently is making a bank transaction at the ATM machine.
	Step 2: What he really is doing is placing a trap in the ATM machine to “capture” the next user card.
	Step 3: Altering the ATMs is a risky business, these individuals work in teams. The lookout warns of any possible eye witnesses / or of the next potential victim.
	Step 4: Here we see the next client using the ATM, after the trap has been set. He inserts his card and begins his transaction. WOW! The victim fell in their trap... CHECK IT OUT HOW...
	Finally, BE CAREFUL while accessing ATM machines. PRECAUTION is better than Cure... SPREAD the word. STOP ATM thefts.

Want to own a gun? Then buy a car...

A Missouri car dealer said on Thursday sales have soared at his auto and truck business since launching a promotion this week that promises buyers a free handgun or a $250 gas card with every purchase.

Max Motors, a small Butler, Missouri dealership that has as its logo a grimacing cowboy wielding a pistol, has sold more than 30 cars and trucks in the last three days, far more than its normal volume. And owner Mark Muller credits his decision to start offering buyers their choice of a $250 gas card or a $250 credit at a gun shop.

"This thing has taken off. Sales have quadrupled," said Muller. The store sells both used and new vehicles including General Motors and Ford products.

Every buyer so far "except one guy from Canada and one old guy" has elected to take the gun, Muller said. Muller recommends his customers select a Kel-Tec .380 pistol.

"It's a nice little handgun that fits in your pocket," he said.

Planes you would have never seen before

Have you ever seen Planes like the following ones before?

I bet...

Unbelievable yet True - Awesome Haircut...

The world is increasingly adapting fashion...

Fashion itself has changed its face from being different to being innovatively different and crazy...

So why stereotypical haircuts should lie behind... Check out the following haircut and tell me what do you think about it...

Innovative way of how to break news!!

At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Master Carlos? This is Arnaldo your country house caretaker" "Ah yes, Mr. Arnaldo. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"

"Um, I am just calling to advise you, sir, that your parrot died"

"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the competition?"

"That's the one."

"Darn! That's such a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. Oh well...what did he die from?"

"From eating rotten meat."

"Rotten meat? Who was so mean as to give him meat?"

"Nobody. He ate the meat of one of the dead horses."

"Dead horse? What dead horse Mr. Arnaldo?"

"Why, those pure breed ones that you had, sir. They died from all that work pulling the ! water cart."

"Are you insane? What water cart?"

"The one we used to put out the fire."

"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"

"The one at your house! A candle fell and then the curtain caught on fire."

"What the.....!!! But theres electricity at the house!!!!

What was the candle for???"

"For the funeral."

"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL???!!!!!"

"Your mother's! She showed up one night out of the blue and I thought she was a thief, so I shot her."

Do you know who is Popeye's Mother?

I am sure all of us have liked the POPEYE - the awesome sailor!!!
We have seen his girlfriend and his kids... and the villain as well!!
However, do you know who his mother is, and how does she look like?

NO??? Well ----- scroll down to find out how she looks like....!!!

Any Comments???

India Shining! India Cheering!! Indeed!!!

We have cheered for our best cricket players...

We have celebrated the India Shining extravaganza...

Now check out what the players themselves celebrate & cheer!!!!!!

PLEASE COMMENT... :)

Three Cool Wishes...

Some time in our life, all of us must have wished...
We wish that something good happen to us / our beloved...
We wish we would be successful in our ventures & life in general...

What do you think about the following 3 wishes? Ain't they coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool??

Please COMMENT... :)

How to maintain privacy while using computer @ office?

Do you want your manager NOT to see your personal mails or orkut or any other site?
Do you want to keep your Internet usage private from the prying eyes of your manager or colleagues??

You thought this is not possible, right?

WRONG!!! It is possible now... New technology has made it very simple & effeective! Check out the following image as a demonstration of my claims... :)

Truth of Life - Excellent Sayings... MUST Read

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

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To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

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The road to success... is always under construction.

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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

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In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening, or married /engaged to someone else.

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Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

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Everyone has a scheme of getting rich... which never works.

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If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

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You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

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As soon as you mention something… If it is good, it is taken. If it is bad, it happens.

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He, who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.

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If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.

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Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

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When in a queue @ Bank / ATM, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

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Especially for engineering students:

If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

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You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

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The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

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After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

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If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

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Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

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Innovative Wedding Invitation...

Many of you must have seen wedding invitations... Some of them are routine, dull, and boring. While some are really creative and expensive.

However, here is a very very innovative, creative, magnificent and excellent example of creativity... Check this wedding invitation - go line by line...

Applications are desperately invited for the position of Valentine for a global netizen

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and

incentives are mentioned below.

Designation: Junior Girl friend (Trainee)

Experience: (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)

Age: 18-24 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them)

Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.

Perks and incentives:

Total gross ( Monthly ) :

· 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)

· bike rides each duration 1 hour

· trips to National Highways

· 5 Trips to Ayappa Mandir / Isckon Temple

· Sweet Lassi / Grape Juice at a regular gap of 3 days

· Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel not exceeding Rs. 15 /-

· 2 movies (Telegu movies only) per month (on weekends)

· Visits to Shopping Malls and Café Coffee Day every Weekend (On your own expenses)

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper.

Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining

The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

Please Note:

1. Only females.

2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.

3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.

There is more:

For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral. Program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.

Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.

Search,,,,,,, never ends!!

Interested candidates can send their resume with

Subject:

Name/fresher-exp/age.

Photo must be in attachment…

Happy Valentines Day ;)

Hillarious Letters from Gujratis to Leicester Council, UK

These are extracts from actual letters sent to Leicester Council and Housing Associations, U.K., written by Gujaratis:

1. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
2. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
3. And their 18-year-old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
4. I wish to report that the tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was that bad wind the other night that blew them off.
5. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.
6. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path, my wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
7. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and the rest are plain filthy.
8. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
9. Will you please send a man to look at my water? It is a funny color and not fit to drink.
10. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
11. I want to complain about the farmer across the road, every morning at 6:00 am his cock wakes me up and its now getting too much for me.
12. The man next door has a large erection in the garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
13. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two small children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it.
14. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man I have on top of me every night.
15. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.

Software Testing / Quality Assurance at its best!

You must have known that the breed of Software Testers / Quality Assurance Engineers is the one which always doubts everything, applies maths to everything, and believe that everything that does not follow specifications is a bug!!!

Find below some of these emotions expressed in the form of cartoons...

Some of the most weirdest creations (Part 1)...

You must have seen a lot of creations... Some are good, some are funny while some are stupid...

Have you ever seen stupendous yet weird creations???

Hereby I list some of the most weirdest creations... Have a look and decide yourself!

Cutest form of checking someone's eyesight

Many of us would have visited an opthalmologist / nearby spectacles shop for an eye check-up. The doctors typically use a chart of alphabets / numbers of varying sizes to check your eye sight.

But that's now passe... Here is a very innovative, creative and unique way of testing someone's eye-sight.

And I bet, this test would definitely draw you more & more patients!!!
:) :) :)

Some Fantabulous Thoughts & Shayaris

Friends are like Asian paints: Dunia Badal De
Girlfriends are Like Everest Masale: Taste main Best
Wife is like Mosquito Coil: Dhund Dhund ke Maaregi

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U love someone - U marry someone else.
The one u marry, becomes your wife or husband...
And the one you loved, becomes the password of your mail id!!!

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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.

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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wifethekidney. If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the livermanages with other kidney.

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Motto of the Generation Next:
Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.

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What's the difference between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date.
Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain orwife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.

Celebrate Children's Day In A Unique Style

We celebrated "Children's Day" in India on November 14. This is celebrated in the memory of late Pt. Jawaharlal Nehru, who loved children very much. You must have seen a great deal of celebrations, plays, shows organized by and for children on this day across the country.

However, here I present to you a unique way in which an IT company in India celebrated the Children's Day!!! You will be pleasantly surprised!

100 Kisses for the one who can read this name in one breathe!

I am offering 100 kisses to the one (boy / girl does not matter!) ;) who can read out the following name in one single breathe...