Modus operandi of the ATM thieves...

There have been plenty thefts at / near the ATM machines. The thieves smartly "fool" their victims into handing over their ATM card and PIN number to them...

HOW this happens, you might wonder...

I have finally found the modus operandi used by many of these ATM thieves... Check it out. It will blow your mind too...

	Step 1: An individual who apparently is making a bank transaction at the ATM machine.
	Step 2: What he really is doing is placing a trap in the ATM machine to “capture” the next user card.
	Step 3: Altering the ATMs is a risky business, these individuals work in teams. The lookout warns of any possible eye witnesses / or of the next potential victim.
	Step 4: Here we see the next client using the ATM, after the trap has been set. He inserts his card and begins his transaction. WOW! The victim fell in their trap... CHECK IT OUT HOW...
	Finally, BE CAREFUL while accessing ATM machines. PRECAUTION is better than Cure... SPREAD the word. STOP ATM thefts.

Planes you would have never seen before

Have you ever seen Planes like the following ones before?

I bet...

A good wife can bring balance to your life

Don't believe me???

Check following picture and look carefully at the bottom right corner! :)

Innovative way of how to break news!!

At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Master Carlos? This is Arnaldo your country house caretaker" "Ah yes, Mr. Arnaldo. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"

"Um, I am just calling to advise you, sir, that your parrot died"

"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the competition?"

"That's the one."

"Darn! That's such a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. Oh well...what did he die from?"

"From eating rotten meat."

"Rotten meat? Who was so mean as to give him meat?"

"Nobody. He ate the meat of one of the dead horses."

"Dead horse? What dead horse Mr. Arnaldo?"

"Why, those pure breed ones that you had, sir. They died from all that work pulling the ! water cart."

"Are you insane? What water cart?"

"The one we used to put out the fire."

"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"

"The one at your house! A candle fell and then the curtain caught on fire."

"What the.....!!! But theres electricity at the house!!!!

What was the candle for???"

"For the funeral."

"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL???!!!!!"

"Your mother's! She showed up one night out of the blue and I thought she was a thief, so I shot her."

Absolutely amazing! Beauty of Maths!!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321

Now, take a look at this... (From a strictly mathematical viewpoint)


What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

How about ACHIEVING 101%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K

= 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

= 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But:

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

= 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


AND

L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D

= 12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101%


Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and

Attitude will get you there; it's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

Innovative Wedding Invitation...

Many of you must have seen wedding invitations... Some of them are routine, dull, and boring. While some are really creative and expensive.

However, here is a very very innovative, creative, magnificent and excellent example of creativity... Check this wedding invitation - go line by line...

Applications are desperately invited for the position of Valentine for a global netizen

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and

incentives are mentioned below.

Designation: Junior Girl friend (Trainee)

Experience: (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)

Age: 18-24 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them)

Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.

Perks and incentives:

Total gross ( Monthly ) :

· 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)

· bike rides each duration 1 hour

· trips to National Highways

· 5 Trips to Ayappa Mandir / Isckon Temple

· Sweet Lassi / Grape Juice at a regular gap of 3 days

· Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel not exceeding Rs. 15 /-

· 2 movies (Telegu movies only) per month (on weekends)

· Visits to Shopping Malls and Café Coffee Day every Weekend (On your own expenses)

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper.

Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining

The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

Please Note:

1. Only females.

2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.

3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.

There is more:

For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral. Program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.

Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.

Search,,,,,,, never ends!!

Interested candidates can send their resume with

Subject:

Name/fresher-exp/age.

Photo must be in attachment…

Happy Valentines Day ;)

Hillarious Letters from Gujratis to Leicester Council, UK

These are extracts from actual letters sent to Leicester Council and Housing Associations, U.K., written by Gujaratis:

1. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
2. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
3. And their 18-year-old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
4. I wish to report that the tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was that bad wind the other night that blew them off.
5. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.
6. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path, my wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
7. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and the rest are plain filthy.
8. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
9. Will you please send a man to look at my water? It is a funny color and not fit to drink.
10. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
11. I want to complain about the farmer across the road, every morning at 6:00 am his cock wakes me up and its now getting too much for me.
12. The man next door has a large erection in the garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
13. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two small children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it.
14. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man I have on top of me every night.
15. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.

Software Testing / Quality Assurance at its best!

You must have known that the breed of Software Testers / Quality Assurance Engineers is the one which always doubts everything, applies maths to everything, and believe that everything that does not follow specifications is a bug!!!

Find below some of these emotions expressed in the form of cartoons...

Some of the most weirdest creations (Part 1)...

You must have seen a lot of creations... Some are good, some are funny while some are stupid...

Have you ever seen stupendous yet weird creations???

Hereby I list some of the most weirdest creations... Have a look and decide yourself!

Cutest form of checking someone's eyesight

Many of us would have visited an opthalmologist / nearby spectacles shop for an eye check-up. The doctors typically use a chart of alphabets / numbers of varying sizes to check your eye sight.

But that's now passe... Here is a very innovative, creative and unique way of testing someone's eye-sight.

And I bet, this test would definitely draw you more & more patients!!!
:) :) :)

SAZA-e-CAGEpemini : Winners of the BEST CUBICLE in Capgemini Mumbai

Now-a-days these big IT companies have started taking notice of employee welbeing and satisfaction seriously. No wonder that some of the big-shots in software industries like Capgemini, Infosys, TCS, and Wipro etc. have taken FUN AT WORK more seriously than ever...

Here are the snapshots of the BEST CUBICLE DECORATION contest conducted in Capgemini Mumbai in end-November.

GUYS & GALS... PLEASE SHARE YOUR COMMENTS...

Superb Advertisements... (Part 1)

We would have seen a lot of advertisements - both, television & print. Some of them are really nasty and annoying, whereas some are very creative, innovation, touchy & catchy!

Here I am presenting a collection of second type of print advertisements. Check them out, they are really brilliant! Show your appreciation through comments here...

Keep visiting... More advertisements to follow...

Love at first sight - Very creative

Anybody can explain what love at first sight is.


I know that is tough to define.



However, here is a picture which exactly describes what Love @ first sight is all about, and how do you feel when you in that situation...

Without definition you can understand.


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Here you go...

A UNIQUE LOVE LETTER

Here I present to you a very great Love Letter… The idea is to read the text in brackets…

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda), after WIPRO (applying thought) so much, I dare to say that you are my TVS SCOOTY (first love) and my AIWA (Pure passion). I always BPL (believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (Better than the best). You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (seriously fresh) feeling for me.

I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (the unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (born tough); but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (the josh machine) and rest of our family members are KELVINATORS (the coolest one).

If they say no, we will run away, marry and PHILIPS (let's make things better). They will feel MIRINDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage), but I believe in COCA COLA (jo chahe ho jaye). For our marriage, SAMSUNG DIGITALL (everyone's invited) and after marriage we'll be WHIRLPOOL (u and me - the world's best homemakers).

Have trust in God who's always NOKIA (connecting people) who love each other. And we are WILLS (made for each other). Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (real taste of life), SATYAM ONLINE (fun, fast, and easy) and PARX (always comfortable). So never forget me. Ok bye!

I wrote little but PEPSI (yeh dil mange more).

LG (digitally yours)