Unbelievable yet True - Awesome Haircut...

The world is increasingly adapting fashion...

Fashion itself has changed its face from being different to being innovatively different and crazy...

So why stereotypical haircuts should lie behind... Check out the following haircut and tell me what do you think about it...

Don't copy if you can't paste!

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.

Speaker: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

The audience was in silence and shock.

The speaker added after a few seconds: "And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause from the audience........

A week later, a top manager who was present in the above audience, tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.

He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

His wife went mad with shock and rage.

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "....... and I can't remember who she was!!"

Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!

Some of the cool jokes...

Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures you continue to do so.
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Q. How can Santa Singh Kill a Lion?
A. Santa Singh thinks and thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison and let lion eat me.
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Q. A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married... Guess what they named them.
A. Jo Hua, So Hua.
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Wife: Honey, What are you looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour...??
Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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Santa Singh: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyon badha di..?
Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Accident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.
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Santa Singh: Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
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Teacher: Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.
Teacher: How?
Student: Ladies first.
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Man before Marriage I like Airtel.... "Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"After Marriage He's Like Hutch... "Where ever U Go Our Network Follows."
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Santa Singh: That Cow is a Lovely Colour.
Farmer: Yes, it's a Jersey.
Santa Singh: Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!!
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2 Dost Suicide karne gaye, Pahala: "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!"
Dusra dost: "Abe tu maut maang raha hai ki Reliance me Job maang raha hai."

Do you know who is Popeye's Mother?

I am sure all of us have liked the POPEYE - the awesome sailor!!!
We have seen his girlfriend and his kids... and the villain as well!!
However, do you know who his mother is, and how does she look like?

NO??? Well ----- scroll down to find out how she looks like....!!!

Any Comments???

Hillarious Letters from Gujratis to Leicester Council, UK

These are extracts from actual letters sent to Leicester Council and Housing Associations, U.K., written by Gujaratis:

1. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
2. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
3. And their 18-year-old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
4. I wish to report that the tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was that bad wind the other night that blew them off.
5. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.
6. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path, my wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
7. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and the rest are plain filthy.
8. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
9. Will you please send a man to look at my water? It is a funny color and not fit to drink.
10. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
11. I want to complain about the farmer across the road, every morning at 6:00 am his cock wakes me up and its now getting too much for me.
12. The man next door has a large erection in the garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
13. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two small children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it.
14. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man I have on top of me every night.
15. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.

Software Testing / Quality Assurance at its best!

You must have known that the breed of Software Testers / Quality Assurance Engineers is the one which always doubts everything, applies maths to everything, and believe that everything that does not follow specifications is a bug!!!

Find below some of these emotions expressed in the form of cartoons...

Stress at Office - Must See

All of us experience some stress at our workplace / office everyday, don't we? All of us have different tolerance levels and we respond to such office stress in various ways. Some of us just shrug it and move on, while some crib around and make noise and then pacify themselves... Whereas, some are so psychic that they go to any extend under such stress... Check out the following videos to see it for yourself!