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Especially those of NIKE Shoes are quite classic... very creative and awesome!

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Hot Babe - Poonam Jhaveri (2/2)

I have recently spotted a new HOT BABE on the block - Poonam Jhaveri.

She is not only hot, scintillating and ravishingly sexy, she is totally Indian Sexy Babe.

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Beware of these weird colleagues around you...

Weird colleague types…

 

1. Flirty over thirty

This group is comprised entirely of compulsive flirts who have as much control over their raging hormones as Zardari has over the Pakistan army. Often missing from their seats, they need to recharge themselves every half an hour by touching attractive members of the opposite sex. In the corporate jungle, some of the seniors even see appraisal time as mating season. For the extreme lot, companies are starting to come up with anti-sexual harassment squads.

 

2. Sycophants

Every office has them and every office hates them. Apart from missing a crucial piece of anatomy called the spine, these folks base their careers entirely on kissing their superior's posterior. When they're not fetching coffee for their boss or asking about boss's wife's mother's sister-in-law's hernia operation, they're generally thinking up ways to go into raptures over a presentation made by the boss four-and-a-half years ago.

 

3. Smelly lot

This group forces the office to indulge in 'stench warfare'. If it's not the socks, it's the mouth or simply body odour. Apparently, in this day and age, these people are still not aware of products like deodorants. Stand next to them, sniff loudly and ask, "What's that weird smell?" and there will be no effect. They inhabit most offices and usually come out of hibernation in peak summer to spread their stink and goodwill all over the office.

 

4. Tattle cattle

They believe in the philosophy: "Have mouth, will gossip." When they are not busy linking one half of the office to the other half, they indulge in badmouthing colleagues, most of whom are their 'closest friends' within the environs of the office. Normally found lurking around water dispensers, smoking areas and office canteens, most of them start a conversation with a dramatic, "Did you hear...?" And you thought 'Breaking News' was a much-abused term.

 

5. Foreign phony

Observe your colleagues carefully. You are bound to find at least a couple of blokes who talk as if they were born in an Oxford classroom. Chances are they probably went abroad for a 2-month course and the only thing they picked up was the accent. They talk faster than a Thompson submachine gun, banking on the fact that a befuddled listener is bound to miss most of the conversation. Interestingly, these guys eat their words more often than they spit them out.

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Shivsena and Valentine's Day Celebration

I am sure by now, every Tom-Dick-and-Harry in India (and possible acroos the world) is aware of a menace called SHIVSENA. Especially in Mumbai and largely across Maharashtra, this "institution" has taken stern action against "westernization" of Indian youth. They especially target youth and merchants celebrating western festivals / occasions, Valentine's Day to be particular.

Recently, they have come out with a fabulous idea that they will "forcefully marry" a boy if he is spotted with a girl, roaming around on Valentine's Day... Wow! What a great thought... One of the creative artists have also come out with the following thought...

Guys, get going with your "always desirable" girlfriend... ;)

Hot Babe - Poonam Jhaveri (1/2)

I have recently spotted a new HOT BABE on the block - Poonam Jhaveri.

She is not only hot, scintillating and ravishingly sexy, she is totally Indian Sexy Babe.

She is the one who is most desirable and you can not stop the little movement in your handles...

PROVE ME WRONG!!! ;) By the way, Check out PART 2 (to be published shortly) for more sexier pics of this babe.

10 Most stupid common questions - Part 2

10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and some equally stupid answers...

You can also check out the earlier "stupid questions" in PART 1.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer: No, he' s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call
Stupid Question: Sorry. were you sleeping.
Answer: No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win. What do you think?

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair
Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: And while I'm telling you , you tell me if I bite.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke... :)