10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and some equally stupid answers.
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Well, it's so hot , there were no cool cabs so I thought I'd watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre.
2. In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again or should i try this time.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "blah blah blah" dish good
Answer: No, its teribble and made of adulterated cement.We occasionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together. When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
Saturday, March 20, 2010
Tuesday, March 02, 2010
Breast job lets you alter your size
What if you could change the size of your breasts at will?
For women with adjustable breast implants, having bigger or smaller breasts is a choice, at least for six months after surgery. And the adjustable nature of these devices could help many women who haven’t quite decided whether to go Pamela Anderson big, or adopt a svelter Gwyneth Paltrow silhouette.
“Women get a false idea of what size C or D is because each bra manufacturer is different,” said Thomas Jeneby, plastic surgeon. “You don’t get into patients’ mind-sets until after the surgery.” Adjustable implants allow for small changes in breast size after the surgery — women can go up to 20% bigger or smaller, on average. More than 364,600 women had breast implants put in last year, according to the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery.
However, relatively few opted for the adjustable variety. There are two main types of adjustable breast implants. One is composed entirely of saline, and the other has a saline core and a silicone shell. A few months after the surgery, after women have had the chance to “test drive” their new bosoms, they can go back to their surgeons to request that their breasts be pumped up or toned down. The surgeon will then use a syringe to either inject saline into or draw saline out of the implants through a port hidden beneath the skin where the implant was originally inserted.
“The breast area is usually too swollen during the first two months after the surgery to tell what the final breast size will be,” said Jeneby. “The swelling goes down after that period, and patients can see if they are satisfied with their sizes.” The adjustable implants offer a simpler alternative to complete replacement of implants with those of a different size. With nonadjustable implants, “if patients are unhappy with their size, there are no options other than redoing the surgery,” said David Watts, director of the Plastic and Cosmetic Surgery Institute in Philadelphia. “With adjustable breast implants, you can adjust the implant size postoperatively, up to 20 percent of its original size.”
For women with adjustable breast implants, having bigger or smaller breasts is a choice, at least for six months after surgery. And the adjustable nature of these devices could help many women who haven’t quite decided whether to go Pamela Anderson big, or adopt a svelter Gwyneth Paltrow silhouette.“Women get a false idea of what size C or D is because each bra manufacturer is different,” said Thomas Jeneby, plastic surgeon. “You don’t get into patients’ mind-sets until after the surgery.” Adjustable implants allow for small changes in breast size after the surgery — women can go up to 20% bigger or smaller, on average. More than 364,600 women had breast implants put in last year, according to the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery.
However, relatively few opted for the adjustable variety. There are two main types of adjustable breast implants. One is composed entirely of saline, and the other has a saline core and a silicone shell. A few months after the surgery, after women have had the chance to “test drive” their new bosoms, they can go back to their surgeons to request that their breasts be pumped up or toned down. The surgeon will then use a syringe to either inject saline into or draw saline out of the implants through a port hidden beneath the skin where the implant was originally inserted.
“The breast area is usually too swollen during the first two months after the surgery to tell what the final breast size will be,” said Jeneby. “The swelling goes down after that period, and patients can see if they are satisfied with their sizes.” The adjustable implants offer a simpler alternative to complete replacement of implants with those of a different size. With nonadjustable implants, “if patients are unhappy with their size, there are no options other than redoing the surgery,” said David Watts, director of the Plastic and Cosmetic Surgery Institute in Philadelphia. “With adjustable breast implants, you can adjust the implant size postoperatively, up to 20 percent of its original size.”
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