Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Latest Amul ads: Taste of India (1)

AMUL always referred to on latest advertisements from later brands and then converted them into cartoons ads. Here is the latest collection...

Omar Abdullah elected Chief Minister of Jammu & Kashmir


Rs.7,000 Cr. scam at Satyam Computer Services


Slumdog Millionaire wins 4 Golden Globe Awards and has got 10 Oscar Nominations

I will publish some more interesting cartoons from Amul... Hang on! To see all Amul Ads, please click on "AMUL ADS" category from the below box.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

"I Love You" in terms of Maths

My Dear Sweetheart,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.

There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.

The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.

I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as an element to a set.

The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

Truly Yours...

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

How to avoid Swine Flu (2)

In continuation with my earlier innovative approach to avoid contracting Swine Flu, I bring to you yet another equally creative, and cheapest "formula" to protect yourself from the deadly H1N1 "Swine Flu" influenza virus. DO NOT waste your money on the not-so-effective N95 masks and not even on medicines like Tamiflu (from Roche) or Virenza (from Cipla)... They do no good to your body, in fact they harm your immunity...

Here is the award-winning approach to avoid contracting & spreading Swine Flue:




Isn't this another excuse to stay close with someone you love? May be your wife, girlfriend, ex-flame, or whatever... Just use it and see how effective it is!

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

How to avoid Swine Flu (1)

I want to tell that you should be aware of the symptoms of Swine Flu. But there is no need to panic and join the publicity propaganda carried out by media and others which acts as a vehicle to spread misconception than to spread scientific information.

The most important question is: How would you avoid Swine Flu? How would you save yourself from contracting this deadly disease & stop it from spreading further? Any ideas?

Think... Think...

Come on... How can you be so self-centered? Why don't you think of some innovative idea?

No clue? Ok. Here you go:


Isn't it simple, innovative, but very effective? I will share even more enthusiastic and cheapest idea. Keep watching this space...

Saturday, August 08, 2009

The most sexiest picture ever

WHY THE BELOW PICTURE IS ONE OF THE MOST SEXIEST PICTURES EVER?

Scratch your heads. Stare at the picture for a good 5 minutes. Still not finding? Huh!!

Now download this picture on your machine - note that this picture is, by default, zoomed out at around 34%. Now you need to ZOOM OUT this picture to 50%. Can you make out what is so special about it? Still can't figure it out? You must be dud... :)

Now zoom to 100% and now you can immediately see what is so special about this picture and what makes it probably the most sexiest pictures ever... Zooming at 150% will optimize your viewing experience and delight and satisfaction... :)



Now that you have found it out, won't you leave a nice comment? Huh??

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Logo for Indian Rupee Contest

A few days before, the Government of India had announced a competition to design logo for the Indian currency: RUPEE. There has been massive response for this contest from all quarters of the country and the Government now has a tough time to decide which logo to select as the "brand ambassador" portrait of the Indian Rupee.

Well, what will be selected remains to be seen, but here are some of the "best in class" selective logos.

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7. 8. VOTE FOR THE ONE WHICH YOU THINK IS THE BEST AND SHOULD BE CHOSEN AS "THE" LOGO.