My Dear Sweetheart,
Yesterday, I was passing by your
rectangular house in
trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with your cute
circular face,
conical nose and
spherical eyes, standing in your
triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a
null set, but when a
vector of
magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a
deviation of
theta radians made a
tangent to my heart, it
differentiated.
My love for you is a
quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good
binary relation with me.
The
cosine of my love for you
extends to infinity.
I promise that I should not
resolve you into
partial functions but if I do so, you can
integrate me by applying the
limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as an
element to a set.
The
geometry of my life revolves around your
acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at
parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is
making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a
solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your
higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.
Truly Yours...