Another dose of Sardarji jokes

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile.
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2nd Sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st Sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha...

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

Sardar to doctor: Mujhe 1 problem hai.
Doctor: Kya?
Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta.
Doctor: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt

Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC ke paas ja ke baith jata hun.
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun...

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours, "He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."
After 11 years Vahe Guruji angrily appeared & said, "Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"...

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun? Sardar bola, Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega...

Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary."
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? Jub (dictionary) kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"...

Sardar: Yaar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer ke liye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.

1st Sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda so hi jaye...

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya. 1 aadmi ne kaha, "Kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!"
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?...

In biology practical exam, examiner asks Sardar: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing only its legs.
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You are failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name...