Wht's the difference between brains of Men & Women?

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their Family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as hesurveyed the worried faces.

'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a Brain Transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the Brain yourselves."

The family members sat silently as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "Rs. 50,000 for a male brain, and Rs. 200 for a Female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to Control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire Group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used, the male brains are hardly ever used by the owners. So they are as good as new."

Interesting story of scientists spellbound in heaven

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven.
They decideto play hide-n-seek. Unfortunately Einstein is the onewho has the den. So he is supposed to count up to 100, and then start searching.
Everyone starts hiding except Newton. Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.

Einstein's counting 1, 2, 3, ......, 98, 99, & 100. He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing right in front of him. Einstein says "Newton's out. Newton's out.."
Newton denies and says I'm not out. He claims that he is not Newton!!

All the scientists come out to see what's going on... They are all shocked and eagerly waiting how Newton proves that he is not Newton!

Newton says calmly, "I am standing in a square of area 1 meter squared. That makes me Newton per meter squared. Since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal (and not Newton). Therefore Pascal is OUT!!"

Viagra Pills: America’s latest weapon against terror

The pharmaceutical enhancements are being used to entice aging patriarchs in Afghanistan, who readily swap information about the Taliban and al Qaeda for the drug...

American intelligence officials can use as many friends as they can make in Afghanistan at the moment. And they’ve found just the way to befriend notorious warlords who can provide information about al Qaeda and Taliban activities: by offering them Viagra. Recently, a CIA officer used four Viagra pills to win over an Afghan chieftain in his sixties, who was burdened with duties as tribal patriarch and husband to four younger women. “Take one of these. You’ll love it,” he said to the man. The enticement worked. The officer returned four days later to an enthusiastic reception. The grinning chief offered important information about Taliban movements and supply routes — followed by a request for more pills.

Officials say these inducements are necessary in Afghanistan, a country where warlords and tribal leaders expect to be paid for their cooperation, and where, for some, switching sides can be as easy as changing tunics. While the CIA has a long history of buying information with cash, the growing Taliban insurgency has prompted the use of novel incentives to gain support in some of the country’s roughest neighbourhoods.

Drunk husband loses wife in gambling (Kalyug ki Draupadi)

Mother of two fled her home after her husband lost her in gambling...

A mother of two young children has gone into hiding in Lucknow (Uttar Pradesh, India) after her dissolute husband wagered her in a card game and lost. “Tumko hum juen mein haar gaye hain (I have lost you in the game of cards),’’ was what Sokendra Kumar, a resident of Muzaffarnagar, told his wife when four men, who had ‘won’ her showed up to collect their booty on December 19. The woman raised an alarm and the neighbours rushed in to prevent the men from dragging her away.

She told her neighbours about the whole thing, but by the time the picture was clear, the four, who had come to take her away, fled. After the din had died down and with the backing of the neighbours, she went to the cops, who told her to buzz off. “They scolded me saying that I should not bother them on trivial issues. For them it was too small a thing to intervene,’’ the woman said. Vijay Kumar, station officer, confirmed the woman had approached him. “It was found to be a false allegation and the issue was only limited to a domestic dispute and she went home,’’ he said. Residents of the area said that’s when the woman went into hiding, fearing the men who had beaten her husband in the card game might show up again.

Some of the neighbours know where she is, but she is too scared to go home fearing that her husband’s friends might kidnap her. "We owned some four bighas of ancestral land which we had given on batai (partnership) and used the earnings to get two square meals a day for the family of four, including his wife and their two sons, aged seven and four,’’ said Sokendra Kumar’s mother, Shakuntala. “But he sold the land and squandered the money in gambling and drinking. He even sold all the utensils,’’ she said.

For those who don't know who Draupadi was: In Mahabharata, one of the greatest epics of ancient India, it is believed that Draupadi was wife of five Pandava brothers. The elder brother Yudhisthir, while playing the gambling game with their enemies, Kauravas, lost everything they had to Kauravas. On their insistence, Yudhisthir then bet Draupadi and eventually lost her too.

18 ways to confuse Santa Claus

While searching for interesting stuff, I bumped into this rather hatke (i.e. uniquely unusual) post highlighting 18 ways to confuse Santa Claus. I am listing the top 8 ways (which I personally liked) to confuse Santa, and for complete list, please visit the original post.

1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
2. Leave him a note, explaining that you’ve gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
3. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!
4. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.
5. Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, “For The Tooth Fairy.” Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, “For Santa”
6. Take everything out of your house as if it’s just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, “Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime.”
7. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you’ve moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.
8. Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, “This neighborhood ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

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Why Punjab lost at the IPL Season 1?

Anyone knows the real reason why Punjab lost at the IPL Season 1?

I was struggling to find the real reason why Punjab miserably lost in the Season 1 of IPL, despite playing so well...

Now you know why Punjab lost it right? Yaa, I know....

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To remember these "shaheeds" and to salute to their bravery and to protest against the corrupt "old" politicians of "young" India, a whole lot of Mumbai turned out today night at the Gateway of India. The call to join hands was sent through SMS & social bookmarking sites like Facebook and Orkut. People turned out like anything... The response was beyond imagination. People are extremely upset about the Indian Government's apathy towards the overall security and well being of the citizens, and the increasing corruption among all the ladders. Here are some of the pictures which depicted very clearly the sentiments of the common Indian.