Funny, Weird, Humor Stuff

We all love Michael Jackson - the King of Pop...

I especially recall seeing his Earth Song and "They don't really care about us" song in my childhood and how mesmerized I was at the sheer power of music and words...

I loved to watch MJ sizzle on the dance floor and wanted o listen to all of his perky beats. What I never knew was that MJ has been transformed from a sweet little teenager into a man ridden with too many plastic surgeries... It is okay, I think, for one to undergo surgeries. But what went wrong with MJ should not happen to anyone.

Check the video below which has been prepared by someone (and I got it as email forward), showing how MJ changed his looks from good to better to worse to worst...

I have always had a great attraction for perfumes. In my childhood, though I didn't have much knowledge about various types of perfumes and what differentiates one from the other, I was in love with a perfume (I don't recollect its name, though) with a Musk fragrance. It was quite seducing fragrance I must say :). As I grew up, my choice hardly changed, though I now like only branded perfumes but I prefer ones with Musk ingredient. I have a little knowledge about the high-note / low-note / or other terminology in perfumes, but I have such a knack for good perfumes that I can easily identify which one is better than the other. I strongly hated the flowery scents!

My search for good perfumes brought me to Scent.net which has a huge collection of branded perfumes at very affordable prices, something that I always wanted. I am mesmerized by the options I have on Scent.net nd hence I am going to buy one sexy, seducing perfume for my wife. I would prefer "Euphoria for Women" as my wife is completely in love with this and for $41.99 it's not a big deal at all. I am also gifting her a nice wearable cologne, the "Cannabis Flower Cologne" by Demeter which I had smelled once when my friend wore it! It's simply the best fragrance and it makes you feel fresh throughout the day! I would strongly recommend you to check out other Demeter spray scents at Scent.net which are available for as low as $6!!

The following is based only on statistical information and has nothing to do with astrology, though the following proves that the theory of Sun Sign is true to some extent.
Total Software Companies: 980
Total software professionals surveys: more than 15000
Countries surveyed: US, China, India, Japan, Pakistan, Mexico, Canada, Australia, UK
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Aries (birthdates: March 21 - April 19)
Survey Findings: The software professionals belonging to this sign are hard working and sincere. Though they second the Taureans in hard work, they are intelligent in their approach. They tend to display strong leadership, and their extroverted and assertive natures let them lead the new cycle eagerly. They have humour in their programming style and deepest concern for finishing a project. They are dynamic and active, as befits the beginning of any project cycle. As long as the boss gives them work and good salary, they are happy. If the organization is not doing good, they are the first to know about it and they exit immediately.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Survey Findings: The most hard working people of all the signs. They are among the strongest Signs when it comes to getting things done because of their reliable persistence in moving toward completion of projects. On the other hand, they can be very stubborn and argumentative. Though they are clumsy at their work, they get it done. They show the deepest respect to their bosses but hate them when they are ordered. They can work just on any platform and language given small amount of learning time. They can withstand failure on any projects but they undergo a little depression. They do not bother how the organization is doing as long as they get good work and good salary. They accommodate changes very easily.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
Survey Findings: These also flirt here. They talk more than what they know and form very bad programmers. They are fascinated with gathering as much information as possible, and their facility as communicators - both written and verbal - arises from this need. They see the problem earlier than any other Sign can. They are adaptable and able to tackle multiple tasks simultaneously, and they know how to reason with people, but they may lack follow-through or seem ungrateful. They tend to use management jargon with young people around them. They feel jealous when somebody in their group knows more and achieves more than them. They get their job done by hook or by crook. They don't mind getting the work done through somebody and once they get it done they claim the title. They show deep respect for people who help them. They change jobs easily and they fare very well in interviews. Geminis cannot be trusted for more than a year. They are very impractical and cannot get along well with practical signs like Aries and Taurus.

To be continued (Cancer, Leo, and Virgo) >>

Strictly for fun... Guys & Gals, please DON'T COPY THEM... If you do, DON'T BLAME ME!

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Strictly for fun... Guys & Gals, please DON'T COPY THEM... If you do, DON'T BLAME ME!

Though I don't subscribe to the idea of anyone committing suicide, I recently bumped into these cartoons which describe a funny and interesting ways to commit suicide!

Strictly for fun... Guys & Gals, please DON'T COPY THEM... If you do, DON'T BLAME ME!

I am sure many of you would have read this "joke" before. But it is so entertaining and live that I can't resist myself from sharing it... Enjoy!

Most cricketers, who are not comfortable in conversing in English, go prepared for some standard questions that are asked from them when commentators chat with them during the awards ceremony.

Inzamam was once asked a different question after Pakistan won the match, for which he was not prepared. He always had a standard response to the first question. But this time...

Tony Greig: So Inzi, that's fantastic, your wife is pregnant for the second time!

Inzamam: Bismillah-e-Rehman-e-Rahim! All credit goes to the boys. Everyone work hard for it, especially Afridi. It was tight situation when he went in. Without his strokes it not have been possible. He was pulling the good balls. Also Bob Woolmer keeping close watch on progress and giving instructions. It's all team effort which pulled us out of big hole. Insha Allah, we all will work together as team, put in b! ! ig effort and deliver good result all the time.

Tony: #$@()#@!_-?????!!!!!